Terrible News

Something horrible has happened at work today - MURDER! I am still shaking as I was the first to discover the slashed remains of my dear friends. The urinal cakes had been viciously attacked - possibly from behind - and had suffered fatal wounds. Their green blood...splattered all over the urinal! When I came to pee on them, I found them in their last death throes...I tried to resuscitate, but it was too late. 'Avenge our deaths' was the last thing they whispered before fading away into oblivion...